I know what you’re thinking.
Tongue?
TONGUE?!
Amy, first you told us to eat
beef shanks—including the super-scary bone marrow that comes with them. As if
that wasn’t enough, then you told us to cook chicken livers. LIVERS, for crying
out loud! But this—this might be too much.
Are you actually, seriously,
with a straight-face, telling us to eat TONGUE?!
Yes. Yes, I am.
WARNING: This post contains
graphic, hardcore, XXX pictures of cow tongues. If you have a gentle stomach or
are under 18 years of age, please stop reading now.
(Just kidding about the 18
thing.)
Believe it or not, beef
tongue is very common in Latin American cuisine, where it is called—no surprise—lengua. (Spanish for tongue.) For reasons
we’ll get to in a bit, it works especially well in tacos. Tongue is also very
common in Jewish delis, where they cure/brine it, slice it, and stuff it
between pieces of rye bread, just like corned beef and pastrami.
You might be feeling slightly
terrified right about now, and I can’t blame you. However, beef tongue is a fantastic
way to ease into trying strange cuts of meat you’re unfamiliar with. It has
none of the gamey and straight-up funky flavor
that turns millions of people off of liver, and not as much stigma and just
plain fear as surrounds eating things
like, say, tripe or brains. (If you think you might be scared of intestines,
rest assured you’ve probably already had some—assuming you’ve ever consumed a
sausage or hot dog in “natural casing.” If it snaps when you bite into it, they
did something right.)
The texture of tongue is more
like muscle meat. This is because the tongue is, in fact, a muscle. If you didn’t
know that, I guess you haven’t had a marathon makeout session lately. (Join the
club.) If that’s not in the cards for you at the moment, just pay more
attention next time you eat something. Depending on what you eat, your tongue
can get quite the workout. (Think peanut butter sandwich.)
Before we get to cooking la lengua, let’s take a look at one of
these bad boys.
Yowza! |
See the taste buds? Eek! Proof
that this is, in fact, a tongue. But don’t worry—you don’t actually eat the
taste buds. More on that when we get to cooking this.
And here’s the underside.
See all the gnarly looking
connective stuff? Just like with beef shanks, that connective tissue is part of
what makes tongue such a well-rounded and nourishing cut. You’ve got the full
complement of amino acids, but you’ve also got some of that good collagen, too,
and a little bit of fat.
Okay, so what can we do with this? (Besides leaving it on the
coffee table as a conversation piece. That would be cool for a day or two, but
eventually this thing would start to smell.)
Like the shanks, beef tongue
is a cut of meat that is virtually impossible to eat any other way except
cooked low and slow. (Unless you have the magic machinery they use in those
Jewish delis. I have no idea how they transform it into cold cuts. I am a disgrace
to my heritage and bow my head in shame. Oy
vey!) All the connective bits are practically impossible to gnaw through,
but the long, slow cooking method makes it chewy and soft and completely
accessible to human chewing. So when it comes to cooking perfect tongue, a slow
cooker should be your go-to cooking vessel.
And just like with the beef shanks, once cooked, use a slotted spoon to
transfer the meat and vegetables to a separate container (glass, preferably, if
the contents are still raging hot). Pour the liquid into a separate container
(or keep it in the slow cooker bowl if there’s room in your fridge). Leave it
in the fridge for a while and the fat will rise to the top and solidify. There
won’t be much, since tongue isn’t an especially fatty cut, but there will be
some, and in the interest of nose-to-tail eating and honoring the sacrifice and
blah, blah, blah, you might as well scrape it off and freeze it to use as a
cooking fat some other time. (Remember, this is tallow—one of the most old-school cooking fats there is. Your
great-grandma would be proud!)
See? There isn't a ton of tallow here, but there's enough worth saving. (Or, you could just keep it in the dish and let it richly flavor things when you reheat and serve this.) |
The connective tissue in the tongue means that the liquid left in the slow cooker might gel during refrigeration, but this depends on how much liquid you include for the cooking process. I added a fair bit when I made this, so it didn’t gel, but it still thickened a little bit. (And just because it didn’t gel and “set” doesn’t mean the good stuff isn’t still in there. It was simply diluted by the amount of liquid I added.)
Like so many of the laughable
cooking suggestions I’ve posted in the past, this really isn’t a recipe. It’s
more of a recommendation. And it includes my slow-cooker quadation. (I just
invented that word: it’s a foundation made of four things: onions, carrots,
celery, and tomatoes. In culinary circles, carrots, celery, and onions are
commonly referred to as a mirepoix, or also “the trinity,” but since I have four things, I had to
come up with something else. The quadinity? Yeah, that's better.)
For a ridiculously easy-peasy
way to make tongue absolutely delicious, here’s what to do:
- 2½ - 3 lbs beef tongue
- 3 stalks celery, cut into large chunks
- 3 carrots, cut into large chunks
- 2 small/medium onions, chopped or sliced to preferred size – yellow or white onions work well here, but I’d avoid red for this dish (Just personal preference. Use whatever you have on hand.)
- 2 14.5oz cans of tomatoes – whatever you like – diced, stewed, with or without added seasonings (like green chilies or Italian herbs)
- Salt & black pepper
See? The outer layer separates completely from the meat. |
We are about to enter a brave
new world of tongue-y magic, but before we get there, we’ve got some grooming
to do. If you recall, earlier I said that we don’t eat the taste buds. So we’ve
got to remove them. Fortunately, this is very easy and not at all as creepy as
it sounds. Basically, we remove the entire outer covering of the tongue. You
might need to slip a knife under it to get things going, but once you make an
initial cut, you should be able to peel off the entire outer layer easily with
your fingers. (Don’t bother saving it for stock; it’s already given its all
right here in the slow cooker. And don’t feel guilty for throwing it away. I
mean, come on, we’re already eating this animal’s tongue, for crissake, and saving the fat for future cooking. I’d
say that’s plenty good enough for the nose-to-tail philosophy—never mind the
more important fact that you cannot
chew this stuff. [I took one for the team and tried. Take my word for it.
Un-chewable.])
Despite the phallic
appearance, I assure you this is a cow’s tongue, and not the nether regions of
a man who wronged me in a former life.
Now here’s where we get to the magic. Once cooked, there are two main
ways to cut this meat. You can slice it against the grain and you’ll wind up
with nice chunks. Or, you can shred it, and it will have the look and consistency
of pulled pork. (Actually, it’s even more
tender than pulled pork. A slow-cooked beef tongue is probably one of the softest, most melt-in-your-mouth meats you'll come across. If you choose to slice it instead of shredding, I'm not kidding when I say you can probably use a spoon.) So you can use this as a vehicle for your
favorite barbecue sauce, or, like I mentioned earlier, shredded beef tongue is
fantastic in tacos, maybe with some diced red onion, cilantro, red peppers—whatever
you like.
See? It looks just like pulled pork, which is de-freaking-licious. (Told you I was a bad Jew. HA!) |
Do you have a good recipe for beef tongue? If so, you know what to do...share it with me in the comments. And if reading this inspires you to try la lengua for the first time, let me know how it comes out!
Remember:
Amy Berger, M.S., NTP, is not a physician and Tuit Nutrition, LLC, is not a
medical practice. The information contained on this site is not intended to
diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.
I love tongue, and so do my kids and grandchildren (since they have to eat it when I make it for them). They (and I ) find it gross to look at but that doesn't deter us lol.
ReplyDeletecan the tongue skin be dried and used as a dog chew?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea. Maybe ask a vet who is knowledgeable about feeding pets "real food." I hope the answer is yes; I like the idea of nothing going to waste. :-)
DeleteIf you find out for sure, let me know. I can update the post to include that tip!
DeleteShelly, and Amy
DeleteYou can definitely feed the skin to your dogs. I feed it to my dogs all the time. No need to dry it out though. Although you could do that too, I suppose. I don't think it would be very chewy that way though. More likely just crunchy, depending on how thoroughly you dried it.
I get my tongue when I buy a side of beef from a local farmer, so I get a bit more of the whole thing than you'd get from the store. I feed the odd bits to my dogs and/or cats; raw, NOT cooked. We've been brainwashed into thinking our dogs/cats shouldn't eat raw meat. It's absurd, and less healthy for them. Don't even get me started on the crap they call food in those bags and cans (especially the bags!).
The atrocious nutrition advice we've gotten for our pets and ourselves over the last half century or so are very much parallel. And the health crisis is about same too. Degenerative diseases like diabetes is rampant among the pet population. Tragic.
I love beef tongue. Like any other pice of gristly meat, a pressure cooker works wonders for breaking down the connective tissue. I suspect the delis use it. You can have cooked meat in less than 60 mins. Another favourite way for me to have it is in tongue and blood sausage. It's a German deli meat with pieces of tongue, fat, and a blood, looks like dark mortadella with chunks of tongue. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
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ReplyDeleteThis was hilariously written. I loved it. I like tongue as well it's very tender and where I live very reasonably priced
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else have concerns about the amount of saturated fat content. I’ve been reading ( Fat for fuel ) Dr Joseph Mercola. He never mentions tongue anywhere in this delightful read. I appreciate any and all feedback Thx Bryan
DeleteI have absolutely ZERO fear of saturated fat. Not concerned about it at all. If you're worried about it, use more mono- and polyunsaturated fats, but beef is actually pretty high in monounsaturated fat. It's not solely saturated. There's really no reason to fear saturated fat anyway.
DeleteI'm Cajun so I grew up eating tongue. My mother would take the skin off before cooking it (don't know how she did it) then insert a knife down the center of the tongue almost all the way to the tip of the tongue...then stuff garlic, onions and bellpepper (seasoned with cayenne, black pepper and salt) into the long hole til the tongue was almost doubled in thickness, filled up with all those veggies...then she'd roast it slow and low in the oven for hours. It would make the most awesome gravy and we'd eat the gravy over rice with a side of corn maque choux. Yum. Probably my favorite meal growing up.
DeleteSince I can't clean it pre-cooking, I stuff it raw, then simmer it in a pot of water for two hours letting the water/gravy reduce. I take it out gently (not to dislodge all the stuffing) and peel it, then put it in the oven with its gravy to roast it and turn it brown (lovely carmelization).
It is to die for and so very healthy for you. All manner of essential fatty acids and perfect for a keto diet.
Oh man, that sounds DELICIOUS!!
Delete(And it's nice to know people are still finding these old posts from 4 years ago. Love that!)
Eating beef tongue goulash in transylvania right now,& believe me its delicious!
ReplyDeleteGonna definitely try lamb's one! Cows one's too much for me.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the suggestion!