Even though I joke about how
nobody reads my blog, and how I have even fewer readers than Robb Wolf’s
podcast has listeners (“Six listeners can’t be wrong!”), I think the time has
come for me to acknowledge that there are, in fact, a few of you out there who
actually read what I write. (Woohoo!)
Even though my following is teeny tiny and itty bitty, apparently it is large
enough that I now receive free stuff from companies who would like me to review
their products. (And authors who would like me to help publicize their books.)
I hope by now you trust me to
give you my honest assessment of
things. Also, please note I have no
affiliate relationships whatsoever with
these companies or individuals. I make exactly zero profit if you happen to buy any of their wares. (If that
should ever not be the case, I will say so.) The only things I make a couple
cents off of are if you happen to buy stuff from places where I do have affiliate links, such as Amazon, Netrition, or Vital Choice. (And, of course, my Alzheimer’s book.)
Ooookay!
Now that all that’s out of
the way, I would like to introduce you to IONUTRITION.
IONUTRITION (which I’ll just call “ION” from here on out) is a meal prep & delivery
service specializing in gluten-free, dairy-free, mostly organic real food. They have low-ish carb options,
a Paleo plan, and more.
You know what, folks?
I wanted to hate this. I
really did.
I firmly believe that cooking for oneself and one’s family is kinda sorta one of the basic life skills we
should all have. We don’t all need to be professional chefs, but the care and
feeding of ourselves and our loved ones is exactly that: care and feeding. I don’t think we should
outsource basic life skills.
But I am also realistic, and
I understand that my charmed, childless existence affords me more time and
freedom for grocery shopping and cooking than the average stressed-to-the-max
dads, moms, grad students, law enforcement officers, and whoever else out
there. I still think we should mostly
be cooking for ourselves, but there are certainly situations during which
having a little ace up your sleeve in the form of ready-made meals that appear
right on your doorstep can mean the difference between a variety of wholesome, nutritious
food, and a constant stream of canned tuna, lettuce bowls from Chipotle,
bunless burgers from the Wendy’s drive-thru, or whatever else people turn to
when they’re five seconds away from a chocolate glazed donut unless they can
find something low carb pronto.
Let’s talk about the
products, and then I’ll share my thoughts on where and how they might be of
value to you.
I received several of their
meals to try, and despite my wanting
to not like them so that I could keep emphasizing how easy it is to cook real low carb food in minutes, they were actually
outstanding. Out-stand-ing. Here are
a few of the ones I tried:
- Italian vegetables & steak
- Shrimp with caramelized onion & cauliflower
- Balsamic cauliflower & bison
- Turmeric fall vegetables & salmon
Here are my primary thoughts:
- Everything was delicious.
- The portions were generous. (For my 5’2” female body, anyway. Larger folks and lumbersexuals might need more.)
- The animal proteins were cooked perfectly: the steak was perfectly medium rare, the salmon was the perfect texture (not overcooked), and the bison burger was stellar.
- I could see and identify everything: if the ingredients listed rosemary, I could see rosemary leaves. I could see chopped garlic, oregano leaves, coarse black pepper, etc.
- The seasoning was on point; I didn’t need to add anything to any of these to enhance the flavor.
- Everything was delicious. ;-)
Caveat: I did not heat these. I ate them cold. Each
meal comes with very simple and easy-to-follow instructions for heating, via
either microwave or conventional oven. The entrees come packaged in plastic
trays, with plastic covering. Personally, I don’t trust heating in plastic in
the microwave, regardless of whatever is believed about the safety. To each
their own. (And this is not a dig at ION at all. Millions of people have no
problem using “microwave safe” plastic. You do whatever you’re comfortable
with. I do use a microwave once in a while; I just don't put plastic in it.) To heat, you could transfer the food to a small baking dish and heat it
in the oven or toaster oven if you prefer not to use a microwave. But if you’re
pressed for time, you can transfer it to a regular (non-plastic) plate and use
the mic. Or, you could be totally low
class and eat everything cold, like I did. The point is, even cold, these were delicious, so imagine how much more
satisfying and soul-nourishing they would be if I had actually taken the time
to heat them.
This is an excellent meal service in general. As readers of my blog, however, there are some things
you should be aware of:
Their lower carb offerings
are just that: low carb, but not keto. In fact, their website proudly advertises that many of their meals are low fat. You could make them higher in fat adding extra fat if
you want/need to, but some of them might have more carbs than you’re
comfortable with, which rules them out altogether. If you need to follow a strict ketogenic diet at all times,
this stuff isn’t for you. But if you’re more toward the general low carb end of things, some of these meals
fit that just fine.
Their ordering is very
flexible: you can order individual meals a la carte, or set up weekly
deliveries for 1, 2, or 3 meals per day.
Here’s how three of their
plans break down in terms of macros. The range of grams are the totals
for three meals per day. Original
and Protein+ plans include grains and beans.
Original plan:
(one portion of animal protein/day)
40-60g fat
130-165g carb
65-85g protein
Protein+ Plan:
(2-3 portions of animal protein/day)
45-65g fat
100-130g carb
90-125g protein
Paleo plan: (no
grain, dairy, or legumes, lower carb; 2-3 portions animal protein/day)
35-50g fat
40-80g carb
75-120g protein
Even at the highest grams of fat, protein, and carbs, these are all significantly lower in total calories than some of us probably eat. You can see that the Paleo
plan is a little low on fat, but the protein and carb ranges are very nice. (This
might work really well for people struggling with fat loss!) The
Protein+ plan might be great for athletes who are not “LCHF,” and who can
tolerate a slightly higher carb intake along with a generous amount of protein.
And really, even the highest carb plan – the Original – is only 130-165g carbs
for three meals per day – maybe far too much carbohydrate for me (or you), but
still actually fairly low compared to the typical American diet. Nice! (ION also offers vegetarian options,
but I didn’t figure anyone reading my blog would need the details on that. [Nutshell:
slightly lower in protein & fat, higher in carbs, mostly from grains & beans.]) If you are very low
carb, you could probably specifically request the meals that are lowest in
carbs, even if it means maybe getting three or four of the same meal instead of
a wider variety.
So yeah: some very nice options here, even if, at three meals a day, you'd have a caloric shortfall and need to supplement with an extra can of salmon, slices of roast beef, or a few pats of butter.
So yeah: some very nice options here, even if, at three meals a day, you'd have a caloric shortfall and need to supplement with an extra can of salmon, slices of roast beef, or a few pats of butter.
You can see the ingredients
for a few of the meals by checking out the sample menus and hovering over a meal and clicking “read more.” The
meals I tried varied in protein, carb, and fat content, but I can assure you
that the ingredient lists contained absolutely nothing weird, wacky,
questionable, or unpronounceable. No corn syrup, no dyes & colorings, no
preservatives, no soybean oil, no thickeners. Only animal protein, vegetables,
herbs, spices, and olive oil. WHEW! (Ex: Balsamic cauliflower & bison ingredients: bison, onion, zucchini, cauliflower, kale, garlic, extra virgin olive oil, balsamic vinegar, marjoram, rosemary, basil, paprika, black pepper, sea salt -- and every ingredient except the pepper was organic.)
So, even though I encourage
people to do most of their own cooking, I think there is a place for services
like IONUTRITION, which provides real
food that is not only delicious but also caters to various needs &
preferences. For example: this would be great to use if you have a week or a
month coming up where you know you’ll be unusually pressed for time: a tight deadline at work or school, maybe, or
if you’re in the process of moving/relocating, and all your pots & pans are
packed away. Order a few days or weeks of meals in advance and you’ll have
something delicious and nutritious at your fingertips.
You can also use these as foundations for larger meals. Like I
said, maybe you’d want to add a little extra fat, or maybe even some more
protein. Whatever suits your needs. If you have these meals as a base, at least
you know you won’t starve. (Or find yourself reaching for your ninth can of
sardines that week. [Not that there’s anything wrong with that!])
Another thing in ION’s
favor: Customer service was great. I had
a lot of questions for them, and they responded quickly and courteously by
email. It was clear to me that they wanted me to have a good experience, and to
have my needs met and my preferences respected. (I requested their meals that
were lowest in carbs. They also threw in a couple of items that were not low
carb, just for variety and for me to try, like a nut & dried fruit mix, and
some gluten-free apricot mango muffins. I thought that was very nice of them!)
I’m not all that particular, but if you have more unique needs than I do, I got
the feeling the people at IONUTRITION would be happy to work with you and see
if they have meals that are suitable.
In the interest of that “honesty”
thing I mentioned at the beginning of this post, here are the downsides to this kind of service. But
please note, this is not specific to ION, but applies to pretty much any company that ships meals to your
door from potentially thousands of miles away:
That’s basically it, actually:
depending on where you live, these meals
would be shipped to you from hundreds or thousands of miles away. (IONUTRITION
is based in Southern California.) There’s a lot of packing material involved,
not to mention the plastic trays and wrapping. (The trays are recyclable,
though.) These are the main reasons I was hoping I wouldn’t like these meals. I think it’s silly—and wasteful!—to have meals delivered to you
from thousands of miles away. I think it's downright ridiculous, actually. But then again, as someone who lives in Virginia
and buys coconut oil from the Philippines, chocolate from Peru, cashews from
India, and wine from Argentina and France, who am I to judge? (I do also drink lots of Virginia wine, and shop at local farms
& farmers’ markets, though, tyvm.)
If you’re concerned about
your “food miles” and the environmental impact of your dietary choices, this is not the best way to go. Paleo, Primal, and low carb meal prep services
are popping up all over the place. There might be one in your local area, particularly if you live in or near a major metropolitan area. Or
consider hiring a personal chef in your
neighborhood. Lots of very talented chefs have chosen to go the private route
rather than work for someone else in a restaurant or resort. And as someone
whom you hire to cook specifically for you
and/or your family, that person would work closely with you to make sure
they prepare meals to suit whatever allergies, sensitivities, and preferences
you have. And you probably don’t need to sign up forever. You can probably find
a local personal chef who’d be happy to cook a week or a month’s worth of meals
for you as a one-time thing if you don’t need ongoing, permanent help. (But the
same is true of ION – no long-term commitment required. You can get as many or
as few meals as you like.)
SO: I absolutely encourage everyone to learn how to make quick & easy low carb meals in a pinch. BUT, if you’re
looking for a source of delicious and nutritious real food to have on hand for a busy time when it would really, really help to have the cooking done for you—and let’s face it, those times do happen—IONUTRITION is a wonderful
service.
P.S. I would have included
some pictures of the meals, but my photography skills leave quite a lot to be desired,
and they wouldn’t have done the food justice. You’re better off just looking at the sample meals on their website and
taking my word that the food is every bit as delicious as it looks.
Disclaimer:
Amy Berger, MS, CNS, NTP, is not a physician and Tuit Nutrition, LLC, is not a
medical practice. The information contained on this site is not intended to
diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition and is not to be used
as a substitute for the care and guidance of a physician. Links in this post and
all others may direct you to amazon.com, where I will receive a small amount of
the purchase price of any items you buy through my affiliate links.
I'm so glad I found your blog and review on ION. It was quite informative and just what I needed to make my decision to try ION. I fall under the busy public safety folk (paramedic) and need a few healthy meals a week whipped up for me right now.
ReplyDeleteI hope it works for you! Let me know how you like it. The food was delicious, but depending on how big you are (for some reason I'm assuming you're a guy), the meals might be a little on the small side. But the perfect thing to have ready in a hurry if you have literally 5 minutes to get something down!
DeleteI read your review and then ordered a week of food from IONutrition and I feel mislead. The food is horrible. It's bland yet overly salty. There are mushy, over-cooked vegetables in the main courses and dry breakfast cinnamon rolls. I tried it for one day and plan to throw away the rest. That's $200+ down the toilet.
ReplyDeleteHow honorable of you to post anonymously. I'm sorry you had a bad experience with this company. But it does no good to lodge a complaint on my blog, as I have zero affiliation whatsoever with the company and their services. (Except that perhaps other readers will see this and think twice about ordering, so I thank you for taking the time.) I suggest you contact the company directly with your feedback -- and please have the good faith to tell them your name so they can offer some type of restitution, if that's a possibility.
DeleteI'm a pet sitter and some of these meals were left for me while I sit. I haven't tried one yet, but I did want to leave a comment that your blog popped up when I searched to get an idea of what to expect. :) thanks for posting.
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